The Biggest No-brainer In The History of Earth

So goes the oft-run radio ad I hear on WMAL, from a company hawking mortgage refi's. Well, I put that theory to the test yesterday by moving some assets from other things to energy stocks and funds. Being the big kind-hearted oldest brother that I am, I also let my brothers know about the exciting new opportunity... Bro No 2, who has a fooking Series 7 for heaven's sake, was silent. He's a big BLM supporter in MPLS. Bro No 4 was also silent. He's a tenured professor at the University of Montana. (I rest my case.) Bro No 3, who works in tech for a regional brokerage firm, took great offense. He said fossil fuel energy was "dead" and urged buying Tesla. He's got pretty much all his dough - all $1,283 of it or whatever the fuck - in that stock. And it hit me: Otto, you're banging your head against the fooking wall trying to talk sense to ANY of these waterheads. They have concocted THEIR versions of reality and at their ages are not gonna fucking budge an inch. I'm wasting my time with these fools... I used to hear, ALOT, at AA meetings, "You can pick your friends but you can't pick your family." DAMN how true that is!

You Can Tell Economic Conditions By The Onions

Our local grocery (I don't do doxxing so it will remain anonymous) has been putting out for sale some absolutely SHIT onions lately. They present as hard, hefty spheroids but inside they're already sprouting and the texture is halfway to mush. They're FOOKING DISGUSTING. Add to that, when I added some chopped pieces to saute for my dinner omelet last night, I woke up around 11:30 with BAD cramping and had a horrible bout of diarrhea. That basically NEVER happens to this old kid. So I pondered some this morning and decided that it's just the latest sign that things really ARE turning to shit under the "leadership" of "Joe Biden" (h/t James Howard Kunstler). His is not a Presidency of benign neglect. It actively hates us.

Pictures of Lilly

I happen to think Milana Vayntrub, the AT&T girl, is smokin hot. Yes, I've always been a breast man. FO SHO. So in her latest commercials it looks like they made her wear a compression bra while trying to hide her midesection, which has now expanded quite heartily if you believe the tabloid pics that I've seen. WHO CARES?? That's what happens as people get older. FREE MILANA'S BOOBIES, YOU FASCISTS!!! FREE THEM!!!

Global Bullshit

https://www.almanac.com/winter-extended-forecast-farmers-almanac How right has this call been?

Thank You Chairman Xiden

Or should I say, Thank You Black Jesus. This was Sundance, yesterday: "The $200 food basket in early 2021 is now around $275. That same food basket will likely reach $325 this summer." Do the rough math. What percentage of YOUR monthly budget goes towards food? I'll guess 20%. And we don't eat out but like once a week. So...$325/$200 times .20 = The real cost reduction in your retirement account. Meaning, if you target was $1 mill, it now needs to be $1.3 mill. Because in flation DOESN'T GO DOWN. It stabilizes, and then wages catch up and there's a new ceteris paribus. EXCEPT IF YOU'RE RETIRED. Then, you just keep taking it up the arsehole... It's amazing to me why this LibCommie "Leadership" has not been Mussolini'd yet.

Jes Cos

This whole thing with Bill Cosby sounds to me like a morality play, a Greek Tragedy if you will. I was never into the whole Fat Albert deal - just didn't think it was that funny - but other bits of his (like the Chocolate Cake piece) are as touching and insightful as anything made during that fucked up time in the Sixties. It DID NOT MATTER that The Cos was black when he was hitting stuff like How All Dads Just Want To Be Cool...EVERYBODY got it. Importantly, he wasn't afriad to call out black males for shirking their responsibility as fathers, and THAT shit hasn't changed for as long as I've been alive...dick the Ho and leave...five kids by three different mothers...a complete abdication of responsibility, Max Nihilism. Which now is a strong undertow of the whole CRT/BLM bullshit. Like, if Black Lives Matter so much, HOW COME YOUR FUCKING DAD IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND?

Anyways, his release from prison yesterday will piss ALL the right people off. Black females in positions of authority, specifically. You know, the Role Models for today's generation of black teenaged girls who are bitch slapping the shit out of each other right now. The "average" black male doesn't give a fuck WHAT Cosby did to earn the sentence. Personally, I don't either. The guy's a walking corpse. Leave him alone.

PREDICTION

Hon and I just saw an ad for a new show on TV. Two lesbians, both black. A couple. Here's my Otto Prediction: In the same way that the LibCommies faked hundreds of thousands of votes to elect Groper McSenility, they will fake up viewers for this show. Why not? Prove to all the white homophobes that they're in the minority. Which we aren't, of course.