Makin Bank

Here is the website for the CIAA tournament (D2) being held in (OMFG) Baltimo

CIAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT 2022 DATES FEBRUARY 22 - 26, 2022 AVAILABILITY ON SALE NOW SEATING CHART VIEW SEATING CHART TICKET PRICES $332.00, $257.00, $207.00, $122.00, $107.00, $92.00, $77.00, $62.00, $37.00re.

You think rich niggas aren't makin bank in the third term of The Black Jesus?

The Biggest No-brainer In The History of Earth

So goes the oft-run radio ad I hear on WMAL, from a company hawking mortgage refi's. Well, I put that theory to the test yesterday by moving some assets from other things to energy stocks and funds. Being the big kind-hearted oldest brother that I am, I also let my brothers know about the exciting new opportunity... Bro No 2, who has a fooking Series 7 for heaven's sake, was silent. He's a big BLM supporter in MPLS. Bro No 4 was also silent. He's a tenured professor at the University of Montana. (I rest my case.) Bro No 3, who works in tech for a regional brokerage firm, took great offense. He said fossil fuel energy was "dead" and urged buying Tesla. He's got pretty much all his dough - all $1,283 of it or whatever the fuck - in that stock. And it hit me: Otto, you're banging your head against the fooking wall trying to talk sense to ANY of these waterheads. They have concocted THEIR versions of reality and at their ages are not gonna fucking budge an inch. I'm wasting my time with these fools... I used to hear, ALOT, at AA meetings, "You can pick your friends but you can't pick your family." DAMN how true that is!

You Can Tell Economic Conditions By The Onions

Our local grocery (I don't do doxxing so it will remain anonymous) has been putting out for sale some absolutely SHIT onions lately. They present as hard, hefty spheroids but inside they're already sprouting and the texture is halfway to mush. They're FOOKING DISGUSTING. Add to that, when I added some chopped pieces to saute for my dinner omelet last night, I woke up around 11:30 with BAD cramping and had a horrible bout of diarrhea. That basically NEVER happens to this old kid. So I pondered some this morning and decided that it's just the latest sign that things really ARE turning to shit under the "leadership" of "Joe Biden" (h/t James Howard Kunstler). His is not a Presidency of benign neglect. It actively hates us.

Pictures of Lilly

I happen to think Milana Vayntrub, the AT&T girl, is smokin hot. Yes, I've always been a breast man. FO SHO. So in her latest commercials it looks like they made her wear a compression bra while trying to hide her midesection, which has now expanded quite heartily if you believe the tabloid pics that I've seen. WHO CARES?? That's what happens as people get older. FREE MILANA'S BOOBIES, YOU FASCISTS!!! FREE THEM!!!

Global Bullshit

https://www.almanac.com/winter-extended-forecast-farmers-almanac How right has this call been?

Thank You Chairman Xiden

Or should I say, Thank You Black Jesus. This was Sundance, yesterday: "The $200 food basket in early 2021 is now around $275. That same food basket will likely reach $325 this summer." Do the rough math. What percentage of YOUR monthly budget goes towards food? I'll guess 20%. And we don't eat out but like once a week. So...$325/$200 times .20 = The real cost reduction in your retirement account. Meaning, if you target was $1 mill, it now needs to be $1.3 mill. Because in flation DOESN'T GO DOWN. It stabilizes, and then wages catch up and there's a new ceteris paribus. EXCEPT IF YOU'RE RETIRED. Then, you just keep taking it up the arsehole... It's amazing to me why this LibCommie "Leadership" has not been Mussolini'd yet.