Sunday, March 20, 2022

Potato Rant

i got a bag of Russet's at (name withheld at the insistence of attorneys) on Friday. Go to start peeling this morning and THREE OUTTA EIGHT are unusable. Potato blight or somesuch shit. You know, when the inside looks like late stage frostbite, all black and shit. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. But you know what Mikey Bloomberg's news said yesterday? IF YOU MAKE LESS THAN $300K a year, eat lentils instead of meat to save money. Look, I pray every morning that God gives me trust. I know He is. But saying it in the abstract is difficult when you look at potato peelings in the sink and have that microsecond thought, "Damn, I oughta keep these..." THAT'S where we're at right now.

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